- twitter is a ham sandwich.
- myspace is a late 90s haircut.
- tumblr is a fat girl with a fun personality.
- friendster is delusional.
- facebook is the smell of a nursing home.
- flickr is for people who think they’re an artist because the own a nice camera.
- webshots is for non-nude child pornography.
- geosites is for bathtub farts.
- livejournal is for people that can’t just say “fine” when asked how they’re doing.
- wikipedia is for accuracy.
- yahoo is for people that don’t know what google is.
- digg is for ron paul, pot, and xkcd.