this, or that

  • twitter is a ham sandwich.
  • myspace is a late 90s haircut.
  • tumblr is a fat girl with a fun personality.
  • friendster is delusional.
  • facebook is the smell of a nursing home.
  • flickr is for people who think they’re an artist because the own a nice camera.
  • webshots is for non-nude child pornography.
  • geosites is for bathtub farts.
  • livejournal is for people that can’t just say “fine” when asked how they’re doing.
  • wikipedia is for accuracy.
  • yahoo is for people that don’t know what google is.
  • digg is for ron paul, pot, and xkcd.

    via bringtheruckuss

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