The Mexican Navy says it has seized more than a tonne of cocaine hidden inside the carcasses of frozen sharks.
Armed officers found slabs of cocaine inside more than 20 sharks aboard a freight ship in the Gulf coast port of Progreso in Yucatan state.
Correspondents say cartels are coming up with increasingly creative ways of smuggling drugs into the US. (link via dotxom)
What would happen if they tried this with live sharks? Can anyone imagine a shark high on cocaine?
Sharks on cocaine? Yes, I can imagine.
It’d be a big soulless meat-tube — In sunglasses, pastel blazer with the sleeves rolled up, listening to this song: